^^about the title: some guy answered his phone by saying that. For real.
Courtney, Sophie, and I went to Vegas a couple weekends ago! So fun. According to rules about Vegas, I am not allowed to share a whole lot....as the saying goes. But I will share that we spent our entire Saturday watching "Too Cute: Puppies" followed by "Too Cute: Sloths". Really...sloths and they discussed a sloth party that was about to happen. Sophie took a picture of Courtney and I still laying in bed at 5pm and titled it something along the lines of a sloth rager. Because really, us laying in our beds watching tv was about as much movement as what happens at a sloth rager. We also met a fairly famous DJ without even knowing it. And Sophie was not as good at poker as she had originally suspected she would be. I will also share that on the plane Courtney said to me: You should date a pilot. My response, "cause they're gone all the time?" Um...no...cause you get free flights. Duh.
I haven't had too many bus adventures with people lately. I feel like the N isn't as crazy as the 71, which runs down Haight. Crazy things happen on Haight street. I walked down there once looking for hand drawn signs for a school assignment. There were two men talking and one was on his way out so the other guy said, "have a good day!" so the man replied, "thanks." Then he said, "Not you, her!" and pointed to me. I said, "thanks" and kept walking. Then he YELLED at me: Hey! Get back here and talk to me! It took everything for me not to literally run. Which is typically my MO.
I went to a bar last weekend in North Beach with Matt and some of his friends. It was a fun night. Then I turned around and witnessed a man lifting his shirt and his two friends (one guy and one girl) started to rub his belly. No joke. Such a weird moment at the bar....
I heard this gem from someone walking by my house: The best honey I ever tasted was honey that bees made.
I thought I should share some interesting notes from the wild world of online dating as well. Sheer entertainment. Nothing too crazy. But here is this one:
. Ok, I admit it. I like your style and I
think we might well be the two coolest people out here! We should
totally take advantage of it, and elope to Tibet, spend a kick ass
year in Shangri La and live happily ever after, throwing money in trash
and partying like Charlie Sheen. I have this whole thing planned out,
so all you have to do is sit by the pool, drink margaritas and get oiled
up by hot pool boys all day while I go on my mountaineering
expeditions. So I'm really banking on you to say yes to this or I'm
going to have to just find Liya Kebede and I don't think the plan will
turn out as well. :)
Hopefully he doesn't find me and see this. But really...seems extreme. And yes, he did start the paragraph with a period.
Until next time. Happy Thanksgiving!
