Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Who Even Writes Blogs?

Apparently not me....at least not lately, anyway. Where to even start, so much has happened! I'll start with a couple little stories that happened before the New Year.
My friend Sophie and I went to what I thought was going to be a really fun Christmas party. We got all dolled up and went out on a rainy night. Anddd it was a bust. So we went to one of my favorite bars in the city....drank way to much (thanks to the bartender who kept the drinks coming)...and on the car ride home, I was VERY chatty. When we got to my house she turned to me and said, rather forcefully, get out!. Then we both laughed about it...but deep down...I know she was ready for me to go home. It was time.
There was another night when I went to meet my friend, Matt, for dinner. It was pretty cold and we were meeting at a gastropub that isn't too far from where I live. I was walking fairly quickly around a corner on Haight when a pretty plump man stopped me with, "you're cute. Come over here and rub my nipples!" I did what I do and ran away. It was a smart move.
On New Years, I was out with Sophie and Tim at a place called Union in Encinitas. Sophie was stoked cause she met some dude named, Landon from Real World. (I don't know him) There was a girl in the group next to me, she was all dressed up and having a good time with a group of other people. Then she came over and asked if I was seeing someone because she wanted to set me up with some dude in her group. I told her I was and pointed to Tim, who was standing right by me. And she was like, "oh well this guy that I am with is a great guy". okayyyy.....so we hang out for a bit and then decide we are full up on fun and it's time to go. As we are walking out, I look over at this "great guy" who now has his shirt fully unbottoned, kinda swaying back and forth, then says to me, "you're missing out." Yeah, no.
I'm going to do an entire entry on Thailand...it would make this one way too long!
I was on the bus last week and there was a guy on there who was so funny. I am going to guess he's about 24 or so. He was dressed in a blazer, jeans, dress shoes, and had a cane. The cane was nothing more than a prop, but I bet he was happy he had it when the bus stopped suddenly and he fell. Then he just sat where he fell acting like he meant to do it. When he stood up he explained, loudly, to two guys standing by him that he wrote a song that morning and proceeded to sing it. The two guys walked away. He followed. He ended up standing in front of me hanging from the bar, legs dangling, cane swinging, non-stop talking. At the next stop he noticed a sweater someone else was wearing and offered to trade his blazer for the cardigan. The guy respectfully declined. So he says, offer number 2! My shoes for your shoes. Declined, who knows where either of their feet have been. And his third and final offer, your sunglasses for my watch. I thought this was a fair trade but the guy was not a good sport and declined. Then he turns to me and says: Is it time for our song and dance?! Unfortunately, we were at my stop. I wonder what we would have sang? Imagine someone very theatrical doing this and with a sort of mock accent...a nice way to fill time on the bus ride.
I'm gonna end tonight on that note. I have more but I will save them for another day.